Friday, May 6, 2011

Crazies, Sharpies and Piggy Backrides!

I wasn't going to post anything today, seeing how it was anything but interesting and mostly annoying, but i came across something i felt worthy to share!

Whats up with weirdos? Yea. Yea. I know, not the nicest thing to say but come on, you are walking down the street and you come accross someone talking to themselves waving his hands in the air cursing up a storm, your probably; a) gonna move to the other side of the street or b) stare with a worried look in your face...

been there done that! I work at a hotel for christ sake! We get weirdos everyday, which has prompted me to share this story for your enjoyment.

Today, we came across an man, looked some what normal. Asked me for a sharpie. I told the man sorry i don't have a sharpie but i have a pen. Man asks for manager. He asks the manager for a sharpie, the manager says we don't have one. Man ask for General Manager...(really, at this point i was utterly annoyed i wanted to chuck 5 million sharpies at this mans head). To avoid getting our GM we looked and looked and looked till we found...A SHARPIE! The man turn and heads to our lobby bar where he writes on a paper, he walks back to our desks and hand us this....

WINNING! Thank you crazy man...Thank you!


Thursday, May 5, 2011

Stinky Time....

After years of hearing about friends and family "blogging" about there lives i have decided to join the facinating world of....hold for it.........


Thats right folks i said it! Im a blogger now! Disapointed in me? I know. Me too!

I mean who would honestly wanna hear about what i ate for breakfast, or what my pooped looked liked after dinner or the little things like Brian Wilsons beard that get me all excited. Most people, including my self, would say F that! What do i care? I mean i pretty much stalk you all on facebook anyway, why would i wanna read more about your wonderfull poop filled life? Well i dont really know the answer to that, its human nature to be a nosy neighbor and that definatly applies to the "Webber-net". So go ahead, stick around and take a big whiff...I know you wanna!